Be your best self*
*in the worst situations
Embrace the swear
There are times when a well-placed ‘FFS’ is the best - no, the only - response.
Sadly, it’s also true that - most of the time - saying it out loud just isn’t an option.
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To keep you out of trouble whilst still empowering you to stay true to yourself, our jewellery gives you the chance to quietly express your authentic thoughts through the medium of Morse code and swear-y abbreviations.
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Design principles
Morse code might have been more readable by the general public 70 years ago but it's now a specialist skill set so it's unlikely anyone will figure out what your jewellery really says. Unless you're a spy.
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​We've also taken the traditional gemstone amulet as the cornerstone of our designs and combined it with Miss Lemon's love of the solar system.
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Each gemstone represents a planet, both in terms of how it looks and how the traditional meaning of the gemstone aligns with the mythology of the planet's name.
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Small batch creation
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Whilst all our work fits these design principles, we operate on a 'create as inspired' principle. Which means the exact configuration changes according to our mood.
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The Silent Swear range
The Solo collection
For the profanity purist where the Morse code is the main event.
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The Pair the Swear collection
Harness the power of the swear with a single gemstone - carefully chosen to channel the right energy.
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The Be Your Best Self collection
Modern amulets designed to remind you of who you are and what you can achieve (once the urge to swear has passed...).